Privacy Policy

Last Updated: May 1, 2025

Welcome to RoadblockReport.com. We believe in transparency — the real kind, not the checkbox kind. Here’s how we handle your data, what we collect, and what we absolutely don’t do with it.

1. What We Collect (Spoiler: Not Much)

We collect the bare minimum to keep the site running smoothly and the content flowing. That might include:

Email address (if you subscribe to The Risky Dispatch or submit a contact form)
Analytics (basic traffic data via tools like Google Analytics — things like page visits, bounce rate, general location)
Voluntarily submitted content (comments, submissions, etc.)

We don’t care about your shoe size, your birthday, or your boss’s middle name. Just the essentials.

2. What We Do With It

Your info exists so we can:

Send you the emails you actually signed up for
Improve the site’s performance and content
Occasionally curse about marketing metrics

We do not:

Sell your data
Share your data with advertisers
Build creepy profiles on you
Spy on your session like some Orwellian SaaS bro

3. Cookies (the digital kind)

We use cookies. Not the chewy kind — the browser kind. They help us remember who you are (if you log in), track basic traffic, and not much else.

You can block cookies through your browser if you’d rather stay off the grid. No hard feelings.

4. Third-Party Tools

We may use tools like:

Google Analytics – To figure out what content hits and what flops.
Email platforms (e.g., ConvertKit or Substack) – To send you those spicy newsletters.

These tools may have their own privacy policies. We recommend reviewing those if you’re into light legal reading.

5. Data Retention

If you unsubscribe from our newsletter or request to be removed, we don’t hang onto your email for fun. We delete it.

Analytics data is stored anonymously and used for trend-spotting, not individual targeting.

6. Your Rights

You’re in control. You can:

Request access to the info we have on you (which won’t be much)
Ask us to delete your info
Unsubscribe from our content at any time
Block cookies and ghosts with the same vigor

Just email us at privacy@roadblockreport.com and we’ll take care of it.

7. Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy when laws change or we start giving a damn about new legal trends. When we do, we’ll post the new version here with a fresh timestamp. No sneaky changes — you’ll know.

8. Questions?

TL;DR:
We don’t sell your shit. We don’t spy on you. We only collect what’s necessary, and we’re always happy to delete it. We’re risk professionals, not creeps.